Welcome back whores, virgins, savants and screen lurkers. I would like to begin my run of Sex on Thursday for the 2024-2025 academic year with a powerful anecdote and a lesson that…
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SEX ON THURSDAY | 3 Hook-Ups in 24 Hours and How to Balance Talking Stages
It hurts to swallow, my muscles ache, my knees are scratched and dry and I suspect I am severely dehydrated. Being a slut is taxing, especially if you are working overtime. After…
SEX ON THURSDAY | Flirting with Openness and Non-Traditional Relationships
Naughty boys, girls, and nonconforming sluts, welcome back! While summer is always a fun time to be slightly more carefree and not worry about thin walls and noisy roommates interrupting your “we…
SEX ON THURSDAY | A Cornell Smut Story
As the weather warms in Ithaca, students are finding themselves hornier than ever. Links are getting sneakier. Dicks are getting harder. To fill the ever-increasing desire for sex, I’ve decided to write…
SEX ON THURSDAY | Does Role Compatibility Really Matter?
It was a Saturday evening that turned into the early hours of Sunday, I was about three shots of tequila too confident and decided to shoot my shot. As luck would have…
SEX ON THURSDAY | Straight to Clit
Pounding vodka Redbull after vodka Redbull is dangerous for me. Why? Because they go straight to clit (they make me horny). Honestly, I’m horny all the time. Sex is so awesome. It’s…
SEX ON THURSDAY | I Went to a Bathhouse and I Liked It
Dim lights, rising steam and warm air permeating the room. Everyone was just wearing a towel, including me, and I did not mind the sudden attention I was getting one bit. I…
SEX ON THURSDAY | Lube Poetry
We kiss and we laugh, but at first it’s just play Since we know we that must now get on with our day But things quickly heat up and the clothes come…
SEX ON THURSDAY | The Curse of the Queef
Making it one of the most versatile verbs, “sex” can be justly described by a seemingly infinite amount of adjectives: hot, heavy, steamy, fun, funny, noisy, quiet, warm, wet, carnal, sensual, aggressive,…
SEX ON THURSDAY | We Must Get Rid of Hickey Culture
Long passionate French kissing, our sweaty bodies grinding against each other, everything was perfect. He started to go down and kiss my neck and I was overdosing on oxytocin. His warm lips…